@regularguy THAT......is not only 'timely' but hys-TERICAL !!!! When I was a rookie cop in the 90's, I had a war-torn and battle-hardened Vietnam era Sergeant who would turn out our Platoon with these words: " Listen up you rookie SCUM, I come from a time of Wooden Ships and IRON MEN! If any of you mess with me, then forget Dorothy's house......i'll drop a BUILDING ON YOU!" It was all the more fitting because I worked in midtown NYC so it created quite the mental image!
Thanks for the laugh(s) and be well.