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    I have a brand spankin' new HK Space Soldier t-shirt in XL. I will cover the postage to a US address. You must recount your tale of woe right here in this thread. Fact, fiction... doesn't matter. You just have to really sell it. When will I decide the winner? I dunno. Whenever I feel like it. And GO!

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    I’m 6’5” and 320 lbs.

    Tall and fat. XL won’t fit me. Now that’s a sad story.

    **But it will fit my wife with room to spare
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    As above :(

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    I was supposed to meet my birth mother for the first time in a few days, I found the truck driver she slept with who is supposed to be my dad. He showed me the parkin lot they met in and danged if she wasnt still hangin out there!! I didnt have time to stop and meet her Daddy said some guy was gettin antsy for him to deliver his load. Dont know why its just some produce from Mexico....youd think Daddy was haulin dope or somethin. The problem is, ya see, my trailer caught on fire last night, all my HK property that I own (which is why I can only afford a single wide), well they all melted and now I have a huge pile of melted space plastic, no nice clothes, no more damn beer till I can get my government benefits card recharged. Well enough about my troubles let me get to the point. I sure would like this shirt your offerin so I could look nice for Momma, course iffin you dont like my story I do have my eye on a few things down there at the army navy store.
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    I did this a while back, and I was given the Ban-hammer for quite a long time.

    So ,......NO, I’m not falling for this sh*t again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by straightgrain View Post
    I have a brand spankin' new HK Space Soldier t-shirt in XL. I will cover the postage to a US address. You must recount your tale of woe right here in this thread. Fact, fiction... doesn't matter. You just have to really sell it. When will I decide the winner? I dunno. Whenever I feel like it. And GO!
    Sad story? Doctor slipped during my vasectomy and punctured a testicle. Turns out later we found out later he was drunk. After my being rushed to the ER from his private practice, I got fixed up and left with one testicle. But 6 weeks later the wife was pregnant because he never completed the original vasectomy.
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    HK is going bankrupt and will never sell me a MP7. I’m torn up about it.
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    I live in California and 99% of the HK products I want, I can't own.

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    my dog (a shih-tzu) once ate my MP5K and every time it wagged it's tail the MP5K went full auto out it's butt.

    when it barked, it was only semi-auto.

    when i scratched her behind the ears the safety would kick in.

    i'm really gonna miss that dog!

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