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I have a brand spankin' new HK Space Soldier t-shirt in XL. I will cover the postage to a US address. You must recount your tale of woe right here in this thread. Fact, fiction... doesn't matter. You just have to really sell it. When will I decide the winner? I dunno. Whenever I feel like it. And GO!
 

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I was supposed to meet my birth mother for the first time in a few days, I found the truck driver she slept with who is supposed to be my dad. He showed me the parkin lot they met in and danged if she wasnt still hangin out there!! I didnt have time to stop and meet her Daddy said some guy was gettin antsy for him to deliver his load. Dont know why its just some produce from Mexico....youd think Daddy was haulin dope or somethin. The problem is, ya see, my trailer caught on fire last night, all my HK property that I own (which is why I can only afford a single wide), well they all melted and now I have a huge pile of melted space plastic, no nice clothes, no more damn beer till I can get my government benefits card recharged. Well enough about my troubles let me get to the point. I sure would like this shirt your offerin so I could look nice for Momma, course iffin you dont like my story I do have my eye on a few things down there at the army navy store.
 

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I did this a while back, and I was given the Ban-hammer for quite a long time.

So ,......NO, I’m not falling for this sh*t again.
 

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I have a brand spankin' new HK Space Soldier t-shirt in XL. I will cover the postage to a US address. You must recount your tale of woe right here in this thread. Fact, fiction... doesn't matter. You just have to really sell it. When will I decide the winner? I dunno. Whenever I feel like it. And GO!
Sad story? Doctor slipped during my vasectomy and punctured a testicle. Turns out later we found out later he was drunk. After my being rushed to the ER from his private practice, I got fixed up and left with one testicle. But 6 weeks later the wife was pregnant because he never completed the original vasectomy.
 

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my dog (a shih-tzu) once ate my MP5K and every time it wagged it's tail the MP5K went full auto out it's butt.

when it barked, it was only semi-auto.

when i scratched her behind the ears the safety would kick in.

i'm really gonna miss that dog!
 

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I currently live in liberal Illinois/Cook County but I'll soon be moving to Scottsdale, Arizona. I plan on taking up "stamp collecting."





XL t-shrits make me look like a cholo:)
 

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The Space Soldier T-shirts were in stock when I ordered on May 22th. When I received my order, the t-shirt was not included! When I win, I will have my prize mailed to San Francisco, which is full of homeless people, feces, syringes, MS-13, Surenos, Nortenos, and billionaire techies. By the way, a homeless man died outside the front of the house.
 

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I had to figure out the new Kuerig after having to use my electric percolator for the last month. When I finally got a decent cup of coffee from it I had to try to figure out this $#!tshow of a thread while trying to figure out how to sell enough rare gun project parts to fund an HK21 Or a MP5SD project. Thats about all the sadness I got for this morning. After my second cup life will be better I am sure.
 

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I currently live in liberal Illinois/Cook County but I'll soon be moving to Scottsdale, Arizona. I plan on taking up "stamp collecting."








Not all people in c(r)ook county are vagina hat wearing, whiny, sally liberal sh*t tards.
We are NOT
No liberals here
 
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