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I knew you were being sarcastic. I figured the questions would come, so I tried to give a little more detail. But I see that the detail needs to come out anyway, so here goes...
How to Purchase a Genuine HK416, Legally!
We are going to assume for the sake of this detail that you are *
not* a law enforcement agency or military recipient (or other government authorized entity). The first thing you do is become a Federal Firearms Licensee (FFL). Depending on what type of FFL you want, you are looking at $150 and up to get started. Prepare to wait, though. You must clearly demonstrate that your intent is to engage in profitable business and not just kitchen table/gun show sales. Your premises will be inspected (a large part of the delay), so you should be able to demonstrate secure gun storage ability, no zoning or deed restriction issues, etc. You'll eventually get your FFL paper if your ducks are in a row. Now you can buy and sell guns (or make them or import them, depending on what kind of license you received). But you want a machinegun... an HK416D.
The HK416D is a post sample machinegun (please Google this term and a few others). There is no such thing in the US, currently, that is a 416D in anything but select fire, so it must be acquired through a specific process. You aren't a government type, you're an FFL. In order to be able to have a post-sample item transferred to you, you should get a Special Occupational Tax (SOT) certificate. This allows you to conduct business in NFA items, such as machineguns without having to pay the $200 tax everytime a weapon moves. You cannot get the SOT without the FFL in hand, so do not try to file for them simultaneously. It's at least $500 a year for your SOT. You've got your FFL and SOT and you are ready to go buy your HK416D. Hold your Teutonic horses.
In order for an FFL/SOT to legally acquire an HK416D, that person must clearly demonstrate that the weapon is being demonstrated or sold to a bona fide government entity. This is a big deal. If this is going to be a demo gun, you need to be able to prove that you conducted a demo. In order to demonstrate the bona fide nature of the purchase, the specific government entity that will be the recipient of the demo/sale must provide written evidence of their request/purchase. This is called a
love letter and it's form and content are specified by the manufacturer and Imports/NFA Branch of BATF. So now you can buy your HK416D...
Not so fast. You must also provide a request on your FFL/SOT letterhead of your intentions. You must also provide a written purchase order from your FFL/SOT to the supplier of the weapon. Both of these have specific form and content. In the case of an HK416D, you will also have to complete an End User Certificate as proscribed by the government of Germany. You have all of your paperwork in order now... so it's time to go buy your gun from HK, right?
Kinda... You'll get quoted a price by either HK or one of their Mil/LE distributors. You pay in full, submit all of your paperwork and wait. Depending on if the guns are in country or not and how fast Imports and NFA Branch work... you could be sitting on your thumbs for 3-12 months. Eventually, UPS will deliver the 416D in a rather nondescript brown box. Hopefully, the driver will not just leave it laying against your front door after hours (as happened to me). You've got your gun.
Don't forget to do a demo!:41: